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Subject: REGULAR FRIENDS & ITALIAN FRIENDS
REGULAR FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parent mom and dad.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we screwed
up...but that shit was fun!"
REGULAR FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours..and buy
you a new one if you really need it back.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
REGULAR FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Come here, let me make you some espresso and a little something to eat,
you'll feel better"
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will let them have it and embarrass them to the point of
tears.
REGULAR FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this
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Évidemment, c'est une collègue italienne qui m'a fait parvenir ce courriel! :-D
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