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lundi, novembre 27, 2006

Italian Friends

J'ai reçu ceci par courriel il y a quelques temps et j'ai trouvé que c'était plutôt amusant et pas faux du tout... ;-)



REGULAR FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parent mom and dad.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we screwed
up...but that shit was fun!"

REGULAR FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours..and buy
you a new one if you really need it back.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

REGULAR FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

REGULAR FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Come here, let me make you some espresso and a little something to eat,
you'll feel better"

REGULAR FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will let them have it and embarrass them to the point of

REGULAR FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this


Évidemment, c'est une collègue italienne qui m'a fait parvenir ce courriel! :-D

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